Two young boys walked into a pharmacy and picked out a box of tampons, then walked to the cashier. The cashier noticed the box and asked the older of the two brothers, “Son, how old are you?” The boy replied, “I’m eight and a half.” The cashier continued, “Do you know what these are for?” “Well, not exactly, but they’re for him,” the 8-year old said as he pointed to his younger brother. He continued, “He’s only four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride bikes. Right now, he can’t do either.”
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. I NEED TO START WATCHING OTH AGAIN.
This is the single greatest moment of prime time television of our lifetimes.
I dare any of you to top it.
Played 3 times
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Don Diablo - Song for MJ (Remember the time)
One of many remix tributes to surfice after the King of Pop’s passing, Don Diablo layers different iconic references to Jackson’s catalog (the vocal melody from “Remember The Time,” the drum beat from “Billy Jean,” for instance) to fashion a melancholic, mournful tribute to a man who brought joyful music to many. The juxtaposition is brilliant, and so is this remix. (via MFR)
Via IMDB: Ken Jeong has been blending comedy & medicine all of his life. After graduating Duke University & attaining his MD at the University of North Carolina, Ken completed his Internal Medicine residency in New Orleans while developing a cult comedy following.
While in New Orleans, Ken won the Big Easy Laff-Off. Late NBC president Brandon Tartikoff and Improv founder Budd Friedman judged the competition and advised Ken to move to Los Angeles. Once residing in LA, Ken began performing regularly at the Improv & Laugh Factory. Soon after he appeared on ABC’s The View and was named “The Funniest Doctor in America.” Subsequent appearances on Comedy Central & BET cemented his reputation as a comic who appeals to a wide variety of audiences.Wow.
I had no idea this guy was a real doctor. AND he was on BET?!? I’m not sure which is more impressive. Read also: he has a small penis.
The Apple Shaving Accident by Jun-Bin Chen (via graphiceverywhere)
Michael Jackson 30th Anniversary Billie Jean (via semz750)
Michael Jackson: the only man who can make over 20,000 people go apeshit by putting on clothes.
I have watched this so many times since 2001 that the first time I watched it today, I realized that I actually recognized every audience member they showed on camera. Insane.
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