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Pot calling the kettle sneaky.

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hah, i didn’t watch it when it was on, but this is amusing.

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and this is why I love Mr Jay-Z.

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Tell me about the origin of your name. Jay-Z: Well my mother named me Shawn, because when

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I love how much contempt Jay has for Letterman’s ineptitude!

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your name. Jay-Z: Well my mother named...Shawn, because when I was born it was her right....

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This made me love Jay-Z three times better. Haha

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o mi sfugge qualcosa, possibilissimo visto che parlano americano, o Jay-z è veramente un citrullone sciòcco, nel senso...

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I can’t even handle it.

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Jay-Z is so adorable. Hah. He...Beyonce are fabulous together.

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JIGGAAAAAAAAA. damn, man. DAMN. i’m drunk.

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his laugh is like a babies giggle. he’s so cool

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I agree. I rarely see Jay-Z interviews but this is a great one.

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jay-z is like unintentionaly funny, super fucking funny.

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A bit late on reblogging this. Didn’t know HOV was so funny

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haha watch this…FUNNY!!

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i loved this interview. jay-z….ur fun… but…for the record. you did not make the yankee cap famous.(empire state of mind...

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Damn Jay-Z is funnier than I expected!

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on 9/10…the voice, the humor, the careful way in which he answers all questions related to B - he’s such a...

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is it just me or does jay-z have the funniest laugh ever? or is sarcasm? im not sure but its freaking hilarious. “thats...

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This was funny…

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LOL worthy! “vacation… tan…”

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i love how he’s so oblivious to all the sarcasm.

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Very enjoyable. Reminds me of a really intelligent pre-teen being sly and funny at the same time.

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This show also featured Martha Stewart and country music legend George Jones. Those are some killer supporting cast...

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Coming this fall (in a perfect world): Jigga & Dave. Can this unlikely pair live as roommates? Tune in to find out.

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Much more coherent than Joaquine Phoenix

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going to the jay-z concert nov.20th….yay!!!

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haha ; JIGGA man is HIGHlarious* this is why ilovehim:))

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Holy lord, it’s like HOV turned into Norm MacDonald.

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This is SOOO FUNNY, Jay-z is one LUCKY MAN,

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Yeah, I know everyone has already posted this but…still…I think we all need to recap. :)

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COUNDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS! amyyy:

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Who knew Jay-Z was a comedian?

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How did I not know Jay-Z was HILARIOUS?

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“That’s like the pot callin’ the kettle sneaky”

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Reason #464574 why I love Jay-Z. Too bad I heard the new album is lacking. He better not be losing his touch.

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LOL Jay-Z’s laugh is ridiculous. I don’t know why this is so funny either, hahah.

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Funny, funny stuff. Jay-Z is as deadpan as can be.

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This is why Hov is the Arthur Fonzerelli of our generation. So cool. Hella charming.

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Tell me about the origin of your name. Well my mother named me Shawn, because when...was...

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Is it just me, or does Jay-Z sound like he’s mentally challenged?

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Reminds me of Joaquin Phoenix’s interview hahha

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blackangelsnyc: chris-o:...Oh world, sometimes you disappoint me, but then you bring Shawn...

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ⓒmegmess LMFAO this is probably what i would’ve sounded like if i were on david letterman i love

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Dave: Tell me about the origin of your name. Jay-Z: Well my mother named me Shawn, because when I was born it was her...

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Didn’t know JZ was so adorbs =)

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God this is good comedy

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hahaha this is funny, i usually wouldnt watch it but im bored… but its actually funny.

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ho-vaaa, ho-vaaa

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on The Late Show With David Letterman I love Jay-Z...much. If you don’t have The Blueprint...

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Hahahahahahahahah

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absolutely

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perfect. “That’s like the pot calling the kettle sneaky.”

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ahahah this is so awkward, but i lol’d though

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God he’s so real.

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This makes me like Jay-Z a lot! He is so charismatic

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you had to give mad props to jay… hahahaha

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It’d be intimidated to interview Jay-Z because you don’t know when he’s going to laugh or just keep a straight serious...

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“the pot calling the kettle sneaky.”

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LOL. Awkward chemistry. I love it.

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is GOD. HOVA literally translats to GOD.

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This is really fun again, but also awkward. Did Letterman change his policy and start inviting African-American stars...

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I laughed a bit.

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this is one of the many jeasons why i love

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letterman HOV foeva!

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I laughed out loud several times while watching this.

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his facial expressions = GOLD.

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AHAHA, I love Jay-Z(:

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“That’s like the pot calling the kettle sneaky.” -Hov

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I was reading about him in Oprah last night..

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thats like the pot calling the kettle sneaky

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Dave: Tell me about the origin of your name. Jay-Z: Well my mother named me Shawn, because when I was born it was her...

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I am seriously in love with hova. Seriously. In love.

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This is amazing.

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Hey. Jay-Z. Why didn’t you tell me you were funny? That’s not fair to hold something back

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arinlome: baravettski: taylorinrva: ronniebruce: amyyy Wow. Homie has some killer

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(megmess) “Jay-z...letterman.” Oh Hova, I love you. Even your “black pillow lips” as...

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Fyndið video. En það er eins og Jay-Z líði fáránlega illa þarna - eða kannski er hann bara að testa deadpan comedy.

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LOL unexpected amounts of funny from Jay-Z and Dave-Z

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I think I now kind of understand why Beyonce loves JayZ. :)

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{makes triangle in air with hands}

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haha can’t wait. oct 17 HOV

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LOL Jay-Z’s LAUGH.

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I liked him that much more after I watched this. haha

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This is at the top of the “Awesome” leaderboard for the month…

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LOL this man is my hero :D

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Tell me about the origin of your name. Jay-Z: Well my mother named me Shawn, because when

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#AWKWARD but #AMAZING … the reason I like J more than Diddy (or at least one of the many)

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lmao. i found this soo funny.

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HOLA HOVITOOOOO!

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Oh man

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I thought this was hilarious

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“Well actually it’s Dave-Z.” Silence…laughter. Hahaha :)

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hahaha jay-z is the man

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Jay-Z: you have some sh.. developments in your life as well Dave… Thats like the pot calling the kettle sneaky. So good.

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BP3.. 3 times better than 1...2?? Juuust maybe. I

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this is hilarious. i never knew jay-z was so funny.

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Hov’s sense of humor is so dry. I love it.

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Holy Awesomeness

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perhaps one of the most awkward interviews. jay-z’s being kind of a dick.

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This definitely made me smile. :)

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ummm vacation, tan. haha

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This had me laughing :]

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How can you not like Jay-Z?

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It is…painful and funny at the same time.

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“that’s like the pot calling the kettle sneaky.” my fave.

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And I am trying to change...name back to the original Cecilia. Jay-Z you have inspired me.

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I love how awkward this interview was. It was perfect. Esp sinve Jay-Z would start smiling like he couldn’t keep the...

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Jay-Z = love of my life

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“That’s like the pot calling the kettle sneaky.” Love it

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secret semi obsesh with Jay-Z. Though...suppose its not so secret anymore, hmm?

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Hands down the best thing on the internet right now. I. Die.

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jay-z cracked me up.

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Jay-Z and Dave-Z …it’s always three times better....david and amyyy)

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Such a weird interview. Jay-Z seems uncomfortable yet unflustered. What’s the backstory between these guys? How well do...

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LETTERMAN: “How was your summer? What did you do?” JAY-Z: “Vacation. Tan.”

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~ Damn, Jay-Z is a funny ass dude

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hahaha 3 times better indeed

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jay-z’s facial expressions = priceless

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is surprisingly funny.

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hahahah. Jay-Z’s a beast

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Hahaha. “It’s like the pot calling the kettle…. sneaky.”

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Wow, Jay-Z is a lot funnier than I would have expected. His timing is just great, and he reminds me so much of one of my...

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hella laughing lol. bomb ass sesh and shit.

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i found this hilarious.

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my new hero. and people thought i was awkward -_-

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This is kind of epic…not going to lie

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never realized Jay-Z was so funny…

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who knew Jay-Z’s real talent was in vaudeville comedy?

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omfg thats awesome

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”Thats like the pot calling the kettle sneaky” HAHAHA

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It’s like the pot calling the kettle sneaky.

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jay-z = hilarious

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Tell me about the origin of your name. Jay-Z: Well my mother named me Shawn, because when I was born it was her right....

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This makes my love for Jay Z grow and grow. Dear Jay Z, I’m going to be living close to your grandma soon. I think that...

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I didn’t want this interview to end....megmess & david)

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Mentioned this on Twitter already but man! This killed.

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You KNOW I love Jay-Z (madly, passionately) and here he is doing some excellent deadpanning with Letterman....

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HAHAAH, wtfuckery.

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What a coool dude….. both of them.

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it’s no secret to anybody that i love jay z. ‘it’s like the pot callin the kettle sneaky’ LOL

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“That’s like the pot calling the kettle sneaky”. THIS WAS HILARIOUS.

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this is good. I love Jay Z

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He’s pretty funny.

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omg, hella awkward! lol! so funny.

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this is awkward but i like it.

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Lmao @ Jay’s laugh. Always gets me. This is too funny.

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Gotta watch this. Good ol’ Jay-Z. Loved it.

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This is a truly odd pairing. Entertaining none the less.

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This is kinda brilliant.

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jay-z, be my best friend.

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Jay-Z either has the nerdiest, or fakest (most fake?) laugh ever.

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This improved my day 100%. I love you Jay Z. I LOVE YOU.

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megmess: jay-z and dave-z from last night’s letterman.

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Worst-kept secret: Jay-Z is hysterically funny. Like, wry.

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Yeah, he was actually sort of funny for a black guy/rapper that was on a white dude’s late night show.

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Maybe it’s the glass

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OMG SO MUCH LOVE!!!!!!!!!! “it’s like the pot calling the kettle.. sneaky” lol megmess:

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letterman: & then what happened? people started calling me it.

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hahahaha i never woulda guessed that he’s a funny guy

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My love for Jay-z continues..

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lmfao this was just awesome haha im still laughin about it. good post!

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