leeshiebean:keithcarsonisronaldstanton:stfuparents: I’m assuming Elayna is also posting this exact message on MySpace, Twitter, Bebo…I mean this gent could be anywhere. Let’s not forget Elayna slept with a lot of guys in March of ‘08 AKA ‘March Madness.’ Some bets were made, a few strip poker games were lost…you know how it is. Elayna’s solution to her predicament sounds like a great idea for a popular reality TV series. Maybe she’s a secret genius. Think of it: You bring all of the potential baby daddies to one place, order what…a dozen pizzas? and just let everything play out naturally. There’ll be some bonding, some fighting, maybe a few tears. And all the while a revolving door of ‘swab tests’ will be administered in the bathroom. At the end of the series, the father is revealed! Sounds like an enthralling hit to me. It’s so much more fun to throw Paternity Parties than cross guys off a list one by one. That would take 4EVER! (submitted by Anonymous)

leeshiebean:keithcarsonisronaldstanton:stfuparents:

I’m assuming Elayna is also posting this exact message on MySpace, Twitter, Bebo…I mean this gent could be anywhere. Let’s not forget Elayna slept with a lot of guys in March of ‘08 AKA ‘March Madness.’ Some bets were made, a few strip poker games were lost…you know how it is.

Elayna’s solution to her predicament sounds like a great idea for a popular reality TV series. Maybe she’s a secret genius. Think of it: You bring all of the potential baby daddies to one place, order what…a dozen pizzas? and just let everything play out naturally. There’ll be some bonding, some fighting, maybe a few tears. And all the while a revolving door of ‘swab tests’ will be administered in the bathroom. At the end of the series, the father is revealed! Sounds like an enthralling hit to me. It’s so much more fun to throw Paternity Parties than cross guys off a list one by one. That would take 4EVER! (submitted by Anonymous)

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