Clarence is a 26 year old dude who lives in Queens and works in Manhattan. He surfs the internet a lot at work. This is the result.Tumblr (3.0; @clearrants)http://clearrants.tumblr.com/<a href="http://cantbeunseen.com/">Can't Be Unseen</a>: <p>This website blows. My mind.</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/250974003http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/250974003Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:41:06 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2bz8qwx91qzpwi0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/242875510/animated-gif-of-the-day-brb-staring-at-this-all" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Animated GIF of the Day:</b> BRB, staring at this all day.</p> <p>[<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/randompictures/7710572.html" target="_blank">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>Awesome.</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/250965727http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/250965727Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:30:05 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf41oNUhA1qz4auuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/thermal_imaging_of_an_ass_erup.php" target="_blank">Science-y!: Thermal Imaging Of A Toot</a></p> <p>WIN.</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/250956340http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/250956340Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:17:48 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdnq5rebq1qz4auuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2009/11/12/five-facebook-fails/" target="_blank">The Five Most Common Facebook Fails</a></p> <p>Wut.</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/250053953http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/250053953Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:27:41 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt3ogxMk9N1qzpe8uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://beautyineverything.com/2216399192" target="_blank">Beauty in Everything - Photography</a> (via <a href="http://kari-shma.tumblr.com/post/243734200/beauty-in-everything-photography" target="_blank">kari-shma</a>)</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/250043467http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/250043467Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:16:52 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qJjeG4ZFn6E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qJjeG4ZFn6E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Sydney the Pet Otter</b></p> <p><a href="http://natashavc.tumblr.com/post/243870594/we-must-all-march-into-the-ocean-and-reclaim" target="_blank">natashavc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We must all march into the ocean and reclaim otters as our rightful pets.</p> <p>LOOK AT SYDNEY THE PET OTTER IF YOU DARE.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/243891659/natashavc-we-must-all-march-into-the-ocean-and" target="_blank">ardenashley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh. My. God.</p> <p>This.</p> <p>Screw the pet bunny, I want an otter.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://kayteesays.com/post/244157618/ardenashley-natashavc-we-must-all-march-into" target="_blank">kaytee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> <p>Omg, stop it. This video. It kills me.</p> </blockquote>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/249997755http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/249997755Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:29:20 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdebgfShH1qz4auuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/18/dining/18mini.html?_r=1" target="_blank">Things to Prepare Before the Turkey Goes in the Oven</a></p> <p>101 dishes to prepare the day before Turkey day.</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/249876491http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/249876491Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:04:28 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Hj5vOIrTEs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Hj5vOIrTEs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Reservoir Dogs/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer - Mash-Up Re-Cut</b> (via <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/withonea" target="_blank">withonea</a>)</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/248675586http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/248675586Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:40:52 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt7op2zE9O1qzpwi0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://abstrusegoose.com/209" target="_blank">Abstruse Goose</a>. (via <a href="http://thedw.us/post/246711717/abstruse-goose" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>)</p> <p>Took me a second. Then I went “Ohhhhhh.” In my head.</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/248496041http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/248496041Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:50:18 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Sgj78QG9Bg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Sgj78QG9Bg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>The 100 Greatest Lines from <i>The Wire</i></b></p> <p><b><i> <p><a href="http://atencio.tumblr.com/post/246622706/the-100-greatest-lines-from-the-wire-i-mean-i" target="_blank">atencio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I mean, I can’t <i>not</i> post this, right? (via<a target="_self" href="http://twitter.com/Pat_Healy/status/5782515467">Pat Healy</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/246793440/why-would-any-american-not-watch-this-the-truth" target="_blank">brettgelman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Why would any American not watch this?  The truth yall.</p> </blockquote> </i></b></p> <p><a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/247415415/the-greatest-tv-show-of-all-time-brettgelman" target="_blank">azizisbored</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The greatest TV show of all time.</p> </blockquote>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/247600668http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/247600668Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:43:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/js56KW3UJqQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/js56KW3UJqQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Laughing without smilin</b><b>g</b> (via <a>bigpark82</a>)</p> <p>WAT. why.</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/247567618http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/247567618Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:07:46 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="265" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7496785&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7496785&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7496785&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="265"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>How to make a baby.</b></p> <p><a href="http://msg.tumblr.com/post/238410364/i-agree-with-brieflynoted-this-is-too-cute-for" target="_blank">msg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://briefly-noted.com/post/238407339/this-is-too-cute-for-words" target="_blank">I agree with brieflynoted</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is too cute for words.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/247531695http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/247531695Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:27:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bKKDKAKNH-k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bKKDKAKNH-k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Kevin Spacey’s impressions on Inside the Actor’s Studio</b></p> <p><a href="http://adamiss.tumblr.com/post/239592847/davidkaneda-kevin-spacey-doing-some-great" target="_blank">adamiss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.davidkaneda.com/post/239363718/kevin-spacey-impersonations" target="_blank">davidkaneda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Kevin Spacey doing some great impersonations of Al Pacino, Marlon Brando, Christopher Walken, Clint Eastwood, and more. Oh, and man, James Lipton is annoying.</p> </blockquote> <p>Spacey was my favorite actor for a long time growing up, and it’s easy to see why. He is amazingly talented, and the movies he made in the 90’s? Let’s have a look at the highlights:</p> <ul> <li>Glengarry Glenn Ross - 1992</li> <li>The Ref - 1994</li> <li> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114594/" target="_blank">Swimming with Sharks</a> - 1994 (Spacey plays the original Ari Gold. If you’re work is in any way related to Hollywood and entertainment, you need to see this film)</li> <li>The Usual Suspects - 1995 (best character ever?)</li> <li>Outbreak - 1995</li> <li>Se7en - 1995 (“Lieutenant!”)</li> <li>A Time to Kill - 1996</li> <li>L.A. Confidential - 1997</li> <li>Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil - 1997</li> <li>A Bug’s Life - 1998</li> <li>American Beauty - 1999</li> </ul> <p>And then, he made K-Pax.</p> </blockquote>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/247419950http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/247419950Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:59:15 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jEjUAnPc2VA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jEjUAnPc2VA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Pigeon: Impossible </b>(via <a>LucasMartell</a>)</p> <p>Writer/director Lucas Martell’s first attempt at animation has taken nearly 5 years to finish.  The result is the following Pixar-quality animated short involving a secret agent, a pigeon and a bagel. Oh right, and a billion-dollar nuclear briefcase.</p> <p>It has been receiving accolades from critics and festivals all over the world. Make sure you watch it in HD!! Also, check out the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.pigeonimpossible.com/">official website</a>. (via <a target="_blank" href="http://www.thehighdefinite.com/2009/11/pigeon-impossible/">the high definite</a>)</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/247270578http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/247270578Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:37:00 -0500<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/clearpants/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1257681600">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-8)</a>: <ol> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Glee+Cast">Glee Cast (32)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/GLEE+Cast+feat.+Kristin+Chenoweth">GLEE Cast feat. Kristin Chenoweth (4)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Dashboard+Confessional">Dashboard Confessional (3)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Mae">Mae (3)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Swell+Season">The Swell Season (1)</a> </li> </ol> <p>Imported from <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists">Last.fm Tumblr</a> by <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com">JoeLaz</a></p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/243152605http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/243152605Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:24:04 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt294g96y91qz4auuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Momofuku banh mi at Ma Peche</b> (via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/clearrants" target="_blank">clearrants</a>)</p> <p>Yup, that’s what I had for lunch today.</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/242771839http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/242771839Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:38:39 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0j56HuYo1qz4auuo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.horkulated.com/digging-for-inspiration/" target="_blank"> Digging for inspiration</a></p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/241821673http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/241821673Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:36:46 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0gppFOzT1qz50xjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.patrickmoberg.com/lessons-from-a-dog/" target="_blank"><b>Lessons from a Dog</b></a></p> <p><b>Click through. It’s definitely worth your minute and a half.</b></p> <p><a href="http://patrickmoberg.tumblr.com/post/241720075/lessons-from-a-dog-my-family-never-had-a-dog" target="_blank">patrickmoberg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My family never had a dog growing up, so I don’t know a whole lot about them, but recently there’s been a couple running around the office I work out of.  Here’s a couple things I’ve picked up on.</p> </blockquote>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/241795940http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/241795940Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:06:45 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0juxdpDy1qz4auuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.foodinmouth.com/restaurant-reviews/2009/11/momofuku-in-midtown.html" target="_blank">Food in Mouth - Momofuku in Midtown</a></p> <p>There’s a new Momofuku in Midtown and they’re serving Banh Mi! :O</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/241770423http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/241770423Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:35:21 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqus3xp1at1qzpe8uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sea Child (episode II) (via <a href="http://kari-shma.tumblr.com/post/231121761/sea-child-episode-ii-via-maapu" target="_blank">kari-shma</a>:<a href="http://flickr.com/photos/maapu" target="_blank">maapu</a>)</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/241752278http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/241752278Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:11:46 -0500