Clarence is a 26 year old dude who lives in Queens and works in Manhattan. He surfs the internet a lot at work. This is the result.Tumblr (3.0; @clearrants)http://clearrants.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WzPDEirVTZk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WzPDEirVTZk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. I NEED TO START WATCHING OTH AGAIN.</p> <p><a href="http://kayteesays.com/post/133950408/this-is-the-single-greatest-moment-of-prime-time" target="_blank">kaytee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is the single greatest moment of prime time television of our lifetimes.</p> <p>I dare any of you to top it.</p> </blockquote>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/134208809http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/134208809Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:53:18 -0400<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/fwJYp4INHpeho2u38RDgtdGFo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.franklieu.com/post/133917837/energizer-usb-clip-charges-dslr-batteries" target="_blank">franklieu</a>:</p> <blockquote><a href="http://www.gearlog.com/2009/06/energizer_unveils_energi_to_go.php" target="_blank">Energizer USB Clip Charges DSLR Batteries</a></blockquote> <p>This is awesome.</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/134207941http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/134207941Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:51:40 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://clearrants.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/134201139/FdDdCENkDpf6qkh1FYoiQbGO&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Don Diablo - </b>Song for MJ (Remember the time)</p> <blockquote> <p>One of many remix tributes to surfice after the King of Pop’s passing, Don Diablo layers different iconic references to Jackson’s catalog (the vocal melody from “Remember The Time,” the drum beat from “Billy Jean,” for instance) to fashion a melancholic, mournful tribute to a man who brought joyful music to many. The juxtaposition is brilliant, and so is this remix. (via <a target="_blank" href="http://music.minneapolisfuckingrocks.com/post/133909665/top-ten-tracks-on-elbo-ws-reviewed-in-50-words-or-less">MFR</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/134201139http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/134201139Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:37:48 -0400<p><a href="http://capucha.tumblr.com/post/132524461/joke" target="_blank">capucha</a>:<a href="http://twothirty.tumblr.com/post/132514842/joke" target="_blank">twothirty</a>: </p> <blockquote>Two young boys walked into a pharmacy and picked out a box of tampons, then walked to the cashier.  The cashier noticed the box and asked the older of the two brothers, “Son, how old are you?”  The boy replied, “I’m eight and a half.”  The cashier continued, “Do you know what these are for?”  “Well, not exactly, but they’re for him,” the 8-year old said as he pointed to his younger brother. He continued, “He’s only four.  We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride bikes.  Right now, he can’t do either.”</blockquote>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/133061978http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/133061978Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:53:13 -0400<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/hSCp4Syllpbf9xzgGQaqem7ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://adamiss.tumblr.com/post/132579586/via-imdb-ken-jeong-has-been-blending-comedy" target="_blank">adamiss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Via <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0421822/bio" target="_blank">IMDB</a>: Ken Jeong has been blending comedy & medicine all of his life. After graduating Duke University & attaining his MD at the University of North Carolina, Ken completed his Internal Medicine residency in New Orleans while developing a cult comedy following.<br/><br/>While in New Orleans, Ken won the Big Easy Laff-Off. Late NBC president Brandon Tartikoff and Improv founder Budd Friedman judged the competition and advised Ken to move to Los Angeles. Once residing in LA, Ken began performing regularly at the Improv & Laugh Factory. Soon after he appeared on ABC’s The View and was named “The Funniest Doctor in America.” Subsequent appearances on Comedy Central & BET cemented his reputation as a comic who appeals to a wide variety of audiences.</p> <p>Wow.</p> </blockquote> <p>I had no idea this guy was a real doctor. AND he was on BET?!? I’m not sure which is more impressive. Read also: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/disgrasian/ihangoveri-star-talks-ope_b_219879.html">he has a small penis</a>.</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/133016858http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/133016858Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:19:27 -0400<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/jQ9iHEdNfpblbggoKzukIREqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>The Apple Shaving Accident <i class="grey">by</i> <a href="http://www.threadless.com/profile/865594" target="_blank">Jun-Bin Chen</a> (via <a href="http://graphiceverywhere.tumblr.com/post/132663006" target="_blank">graphiceverywhere</a>)http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/133009593http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/133009593Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:04:11 -0400<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/clearpants/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1246190400">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-28)</a>: <ol> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Sounds">The Sounds (41)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Relient+K">Relient K (5)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Decemberists">The Decemberists (5)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Placebo">Placebo (4)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/La+Roux">La Roux (4)</a> </li> </ol> <p>Imported from <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists">Last.fm Tumblr</a> by <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com">JoeLaz</a></p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/132236242http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/132236242Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:06:44 -0400<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/clearpants/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1245585600">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-21)</a>: <ol> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Gomez">Gomez (19)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Placebo">Placebo (15)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Windupdeads">The Windupdeads (10)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Eels">Eels (6)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Trans-Siberian+Orchestra">Trans-Siberian Orchestra (5)</a> </li> </ol> <p>Imported from <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists">Last.fm Tumblr</a> by <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com">JoeLaz</a></p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130884867http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130884867Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:46:13 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/USHZcn0uq_I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/USHZcn0uq_I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Michael Jackson 30th Anniversary Billie Jean</b> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/semz750" target="_blank">semz750</a>)</p> <p>Michael Jackson: the only man who can make over 20,000 people go apeshit by putting <b>on</b> clothes.</p> <p>I have watched this so many times since 2001 that the first time I watched it today, I realized that I actually recognized every audience member they showed on camera. Insane.</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130734301http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130734301Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:51:03 -0400<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/b9vfl4b63p5s008qqVIdPLJXo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/130331892/pictures-for-sad-children" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>: </p> <blockquote> <a href="http://stereotypist.livejournal.com/131545.html" target="_blank">pictures for sad children</a>.</blockquote>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130353576http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130353576Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:20:34 -0400<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/123WoukKwoky8q0x1gbNeXr0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Dev Patel as Prince Zuko </b>(via <a href="http://fuckyeahavatar.tumblr.com/post/121781256/dev-patel-as-prince-zuko" target="_blank">fuckyeahavatar</a>)</p> <p>WAT. Ok, now I’m more than just a little excited for this.</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130157620http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130157620Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:44:48 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DvLUrF3ItGQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DvLUrF3ItGQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>The Last Airbender Teaser Trailer!! **OFFICIAL**</b> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/LastAirbenderFans" target="_blank">LastAirbenderFans</a>)</p> <p>So this happened.</p> <p>I have to admit I’m a little excited for this.</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130157068http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130157068Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:43:37 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3537906&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3537906&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3537906&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Where Tetris blocks come from</b></p> <p>This reminds me of those Happiness Factory Coca-Cola commercials. While we’re talking about Tetris, check out <a href="http://tetrisfriends.com" target="_blank">TetrisFriends</a>. That ish is addictive and nostalgic! (via <a href="http://kotaku.com/5302364/mommy-where-do-tetris-blocks-come-from" target="_blank">Kotaku</a>)</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130096176http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130096176Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:37:34 -0400<a href="http://trueslant.com/jeffkoyen/2009/06/23/duped-newscast-airs-lost-scene-as-flight-447s-last-moments/">Duped newscast airs ‘Lost’ scene as Flight 447’s last moments</a>: Hahaha. I actually got these pictures in an email from a coworker last week.http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130070805http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130070805Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:46:50 -0400<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/eccyDRiHWor9i3x8oTBysrdYo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.rossracine.com/artwork/artwork.html" target="_blank">Ross Racine</a></p> <p>(via <a href="http://kitefight.tumblr.com/post/124841292/nevver-ross-racine" target="_blank">kitefight</a>:<a href="http://nevver.tumblr.com/post/124682228/ross-racine" target="_blank">nevver</a>:<a target="_blank" href="http://woodswoodswoods.tumblr.com/post/119924369/ross-racine-just-made-my-day">woodswoodswoods</a>)</p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130045194http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/130045194Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:55:27 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hVzPxODX8iE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hVzPxODX8iE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Lost Season 1 promo</b></p> <p>Holy shit. I love how each scene in this promo has a deeper, foreshadowing meaning to it.<b><br/></b></p> <p><a href="http://msg.tumblr.com/post/125041199/before-lost-ever-aired-its-first-season-this" target="_blank">msg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Before LOST ever aired its first season, this promo aired somewhere in the world. So weird and so awesome!</p> <p><a href="http://motelparakeet.com/posts/links/3370562" target="_blank">via motelparakeet</a></p> </blockquote>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/129498263http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/129498263Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:47:11 -0400<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/GZbqLZ3AXot33bpaLLhueLBmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Makes sense.</p> <p><a href="http://uppereastside.tumblr.com/post/125198905/tappy-theduty-god-dammit" target="_blank">uppereastside</a>:<a href="http://www.tappy.it/post/125197230/theduty-god-dammit" target="_blank">tappy</a>:<a href="http://theduty.tumblr.com/post/124998665/god-dammit" target="_blank">theduty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>god.</p> <p>dammit.</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/129493109http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/129493109Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:36:04 -0400<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/41juPbNHjos4tlt4b3fs1p1zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spectacular.</p> <p><a href="http://uppereastside.tumblr.com/post/125198940/traeumerin-sealegslexi-plpz" target="_blank">uppereastside</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://traeumerin.tumblr.com/post/125197743/sealegslexi-plpz-ofmakeshiftimportance" target="_blank">traeumerin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sealegslexi.tumblr.com/post/124810467/plpz-ofmakeshiftimportance" target="_blank">sealegslexi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://plpz.tumblr.com/post/124810130/ofmakeshiftimportance-paintstaindfingrs" target="_blank">plpz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ofmakeshiftimportance.tumblr.com/post/124730587/paintstaindfingrs-hrider-bubbles-dont-pop" target="_blank">ofmakeshiftimportance</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://paintstaindfingrs.tumblr.com/post/124698100/hrider-bubbles-dont-pop-they-rip-split-tear" target="_blank">paintstaindfingrs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hrider.tumblr.com/post/124547779/bubbles-dont-pop-they-rip-split-tear-crack" target="_blank">hrider</a>:</p> <blockquote>Bubbles don’t POP, they RIP, SPLIT, TEAR, CRACK!!! (via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/11164709@N06" target="_blank">richard.heeks</a>)</blockquote> <p>amazing!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> noooo thats way too sick!!!!</blockquote> <p>ftgyhijkogghj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/129492719http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/129492719Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:35:06 -0400<p><a href="http://uppereastside.tumblr.com/post/125742963/gifparty" target="_blank">uppereastside</a>:<a href="http://gifparty.tumblr.com/post/106128581" target="_blank">gifparty</a>:</p> <blockquote></blockquote> <p><img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/spkxtx.jpg" width="400"/></p>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/129440503http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/129440503Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:45:33 -0400<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/7wd0QyNNLp2lxoc4GDeFQseJo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m surprised it took this long. Now waiting for Buffy.</p> <p><a href="http://danhacker.tumblr.com/post/128955619/this-blade-twilight-mash-up-pic-wins-the-internet-today" target="_blank">danhacker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://agentmlovestacos.tumblr.com/post/128916169/this-blade-twilight-mash-up-pic-wins-the-internet" target="_blank">agentmlovestacos</a>:</p> <blockquote>This Blade/Twilight mash-up pic wins the Internet today.</blockquote> </blockquote>http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/129027593http://clearrants.tumblr.com/post/129027593Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:29:44 -0400