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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:52:04 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Compilation of actors saying the titles of the movies they are...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:18:49 -0500

Compilation of actors saying the titles of the movies they are in

“Ohhh, so that’s why it’s the title of the movie!”

Last night’s dinner (via Waiter Rant)

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:51:17 -0500

Last night’s dinner (via Waiter Rant)

leeshiebean:keithcarsonisronaldstanton:stfuparents: I’m...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:43:38 -0500

leeshiebean:keithcarsonisronaldstanton:stfuparents:

I’m assuming Elayna is also posting this exact message on MySpace, Twitter, Bebo…I mean this gent could be anywhere. Let’s not forget Elayna slept with a lot of guys in March of ‘08 AKA ‘March Madness.’ Some bets were made, a few strip poker games were lost…you know how it is.

Elayna’s solution to her predicament sounds like a great idea for a popular reality TV series. Maybe she’s a secret genius. Think of it: You bring all of the potential baby daddies to one place, order what…a dozen pizzas? and just let everything play out naturally. There’ll be some bonding, some fighting, maybe a few tears. And all the while a revolving door of ‘swab tests’ will be administered in the bathroom. At the end of the series, the father is revealed! Sounds like an enthralling hit to me. It’s so much more fun to throw Paternity Parties than cross guys off a list one by one. That would take 4EVER! (submitted by Anonymous)

The Thing About Belts

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:57:44 -0500

The Thing About Belts

How to Eat a Chicken Wing (via foodwishes via...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:09:39 -0500

How to Eat a Chicken Wing (via foodwishes via doobybrain)

I’ve been doing it wrong! :O

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25)

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:20:27 -0400

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Possibly The Saddest Thing Ever: Rat Stuck In Sidewalk

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:56:59 -0400

Possibly The Saddest Thing Ever: Rat Stuck In Sidewalk

nikography: ichneumon wasp if that was a stinger and not an...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:52:00 -0400

nikography:

ichneumon wasp

if that was a stinger and not an ovipositor, i would probably just have to end my life right now.

jared’s thoughts:

could you imagine if it impregnated humans? like it lands on you while you’re sleeping and sinks the whole fucking thing into the soft flesh above your collarbone and spurts the entire contents of its thorax right into your lungs, where the wasp larvae nest in your bronchioles and feed on the tissue until they hatch and fly out of your mouth?

What. Thefuck.

Doppelganger Robin! via (gifparty)

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:36:29 -0400

Doppelganger Robin! via (gifparty)

adamiss:ranajune:stevepoland: Falcon + Fresh Price + Group...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:25:15 -0400

adamiss:ranajune:stevepoland:

Falcon + Fresh Price + Group Think + Facebook = Genius

I wonder if my friends would have been cool enough to do this. :P

Civilization coming to Facebook!

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:29:49 -0400

Civilization coming to Facebook!:

Civilization Network will allow you to join together with your friends to create the world’s most powerful, richest, smartest, or just plain coolest civilization. You can coordinate your strategy to win great battles, share your technology to jump ahead of your rivals, lobby your family and friends to form your own government and win vital elections, manage and grow your cities to maximize production and happiness, spy on your enemies, and work with your friends to create the great Wonders of the World. The game will offer everything you enjoy in Civ in a fully persistent environment - you can play as much as you like, whenever you like, and it’ll be free to play.

Paper Planes by Hoodlumsoriginally by...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:22:44 -0400

Paper Planes by Hoodlums
originally by M.I.A.

copycats:

(submitted by seashelliz)

This is probably one of the better covers of one of the most over-exposed, over-used, over-covered/remixed songs of the last year or so. I mean, I can’t not laugh at the frontman’s hair and get up… but lo-fi feel is a good change up. I wish they’d done something for the gun shots and cha-chings though!
—indieandyy

I had this on repeat all afternoon. I’m not really sure why. I was just compelled to replay it over and over again.

World Air Traffic 24 Hour Period (via mlepisto) The yellow dots...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:46:17 -0400

World Air Traffic 24 Hour Period (via mlepisto)

The yellow dots are planes.

thedailywhat: Custom Subway Poster of the Day: Graphic designer...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:35:00 -0400

thedailywhat:

Custom Subway Poster of the Day: Graphic designer Erin Jang drew this lovely NYC subway map for her subway-obsessed three-year-old nephew’s birthday:

You know how I posted before about my nephew’s subway-themed birthday party? Well since J loves, loves, loves the NY subway system my sister asked me to make this poster for him. She provided all the places and subway stops that mean something to him, and I illustrated this map so he can see everything together at one glance. The final size was 18”x24”.

Um, Erin? Will you be my aunt?

[via.]

Best viewed large.

Oia - Santorini - Greece (via kari-shma:Giuseppe Finocchiaro)

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:21:45 -0400

Oia - Santorini - Greece (via kari-shma:Giuseppe Finocchiaro)

(via ragetoons) OMG. FUUUUUUUUU—

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:38:03 -0400

(via ragetoons)

OMG. FUUUUUUUUU—

Google Maps for mobile Layers (via Google) Google Maps for...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:52:35 -0400

Google Maps for mobile Layers (via Google)

Google Maps for Mobile version 3.2 was officially released for BlackBerry Smartphones today, and with it comes support for layers. Watch the video above to see how layers makes GMaps even better and more functional.

Finally! I can use all of my MyMaps!

Miles “Baby Boogaloo” Brown (via soupsoup)

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:46:44 -0400

Miles “Baby Boogaloo” Brown (via soupsoup)

Ohhhhhh SNAP. uppereastside:arseniccupcakes:fillette4:(via...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:16:46 -0400

Ohhhhhh SNAP.

uppereastside:arseniccupcakes:fillette4:(via kidskidskids)